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Subject: FW: The wife








THE WIFE

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The
officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per
hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on
cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun
needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:
"Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car
doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver
looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you
please keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should
be thankful your radar detector went off when it
did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for
the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers
at his wife and says through clenched teeth,
"Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that
you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's
an automatic $75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I
had it on, but took it off when you pulled me
over so that I could get my license out of my
back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well
that you didn't have your seat belt on. You
never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the
third ticket the driver turns to his wife and
barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks,
"Does your husband always talk to you this way,
Ma'am?"

I love this part............ :




"Only when he's been drinking."






















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